my physics teacher loves april fools day
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times
McCartney, Brandon. (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD). “If Kanye West Dosent Acknowledge Me Over Twitter And Work With Me On Music, When i see him im going to fuck him in the ass - Lil B.” 24 Oct 2010, 6:31 PM. Tweet.
**Edited and added, since now I can say it without crying.*
My Dad committed suicide on January 13, 2013. He suffered from depression for 10 years, and I was lucky to have him around as long as I did. In his honor I got the last thing he wrote to me on my bicep in his handwriting in blue ink, his favorite color. I’ll miss him forever, and now I’ll have a reminder that he loves me every time I look in the mirror.
I just saw this in the tattoo tag but arrrghehfdhsuih I just wanna hug you, this is such a special tattoo.
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My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick